In the little town of South Park, children waited anxiously,
for a special place to open, where they could be So Childish and free.
No more need for fairy tales, or once upon a time,
for today there truly exists, a place to call yours and mine.
Parents no longer need to fret, just come on in and see,
that kids can learn and make-believe, beneath our orange tree.
So Childish would like to welcome all the little ones in town,
to take their family by the hand, and come on down!